http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=767

Gordon: Batman, I’ve heard disturbing reports that you ripped the Joker’s nipples off.
Batman: Choke on my fuck, Commissioner Gordon.
Gordon: …okay

internet dork t-shirts

rick: i'm afraid to wear my github shirt in public
justin: haha, forking scared.
rick: i was actually going to wear it to the apple line but i forgot. someone had a twitter shirt though
rick: should've made a twitter shirt < ( standing in line for the iphone )

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need…...

“You take LSD or mushrooms, the end result is Rubber Soul,...”
— Pixar, Wall-E, and Rubber...

todo stack overflow in #entp

will: rick, hows my iphone ui coming? lol
rick: hey great if you can do my client work
justin: will, how's the faqs coming?
rick: YEA WILL
justin: zing!
rick: justin: how's the javascript rewrite coming
will: ouuuuch

“I told the media you can’t make up lies about me...”
— Kanye West, in need of some...

one act soliloquy in #github, the one...

technoweenie: hey when you do git branch -a, it seems to cache those somewhere. any idea where?
technoweenie: i had a remote named one thing, i renamed the remote in .git/config but the branches still show up under the old remote's name
technoweenie: bing! wrong
technoweenie: rm -rf .git/refs/remotes/old-remote-name
technoweenie: actually dont do that
technoweenie: i think i fucked up
technoweenie: ok kiddies always use git remote prune, dont edit .git/config manually :)
technoweenie: no, prune is for stale branches. i'm an idiot
technoweenie: git remote rm and you'll be right as rain
technoweenie: aaaaand scene
takeo: that was an impressive soliloquy
technoweenie: heh http://technoweenie.tumblr.com/post/41556584/one-act-soliloquy-in-github-the-one-where
defunkt: nice
*defunkt golfclaps
technoweenie: self referencing chat tumble

experiments in deliciousness

“Watching Clive Owen traverse the battle field is probably...”
— 10 Modern Movie Action Scenes...

“DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull...”
— Want it from behind while you...

“The last major project I did was over 7 years ago, so my...”
— lol wut

booya

Warren Ellis to a fan at his WWC panel

Question: “It would be an honor if you told me to fuck off.”
Answer: “Fuck off!”
http: //www.newsarama.com/comics/080627-WWCEllis.html

Saul Williams and Kevin Spacey in K-PAX

#supposed-to-be-working-dammit

court3nay: tv wants to do aa/123412341234123412341234
court3nay: 2/n
rick: .sub(/^(..)/) { |s| s + '/' }
rick: it looks like a guy peeking out of a manhole cover
court3nay: hahahaha
rick: (\(..)/)
court3nay: or a happy pig
court3nay: ^(..)^
rick: bat
court3nay: omg
rick: ^^(..)^^
court3nay: ~^(..)

“Rails people have to be the epitome of cool nerds, with...”
— she.geek.nz

“Jazz hands! You gotta put the jazz hands out when you say...”
— zed

“The Mars rover said “w00t”
— Jason Kottke’s reaction...

“This setting has been on and off more than Ross and Rachel”
— rails code comment, by bdude

NIN

bacon martini

The numbers are bad, dude

Liberty City vs NYC

“I become such a cock when waiting in line for brunch.”
— yelp review

“It’s why we have services like FedEx or DHL rather than...”
— Trevor, cracking an egg of...

time tracking

XTT] court3nay is now 'working towards scalability' on --------
XTT] court3nay is now 'I meant stability' on --------

the bible in lolspeak.

obscene ‘sign-here’ stickies

“In another sign of the times, Ulrich spent a good portion of...”
— wired.

“I don’t know a thing about Ruby other than Twitter is...”
— Guy Kawasaki

via flickr

“Whoo! Party!” Girard said. “Someone get—turn on...”
— Badly Injured Man Not Done...

“My blog has ads because it’s my little way of saying,...”
— Giles

technoweenie committed to...

technoweenie forked open_id_authentication

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technoweenie forked engines

technoweenie started watching engines

technoweenie forked rails

technoweenie forked will_paginate

“i thought _fu stands for fuck you”
— Tobi, in rails-core, referring...

technoweenie forked altered_beast

“Yeah but how much money could there be in building a Twitter...”
— Giles

technoweenie committed to...

technoweenie committed to attachment_fu

“never let your mongrels do bj’s themselves”
— ezmobius, snitched by defunkt,...

pdi

trevor: Hello Rails? It's Trevor. I was kinda thinking that maybe when raising "Attempted to update a stale object" you could provide a little more info... like the name of the class involved... just an idea. Kthxbye.
court3nay: trevor: hello trevor? pdi. sincerely, rails.

technoweenie started watching rails

technoweenie committed to scriptaculous

technoweenie committed to scriptaculous

technoweenie committed to mephisto

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technoweenie committed to mephisto

naughty by nature

timocratic: \o\
timocratic: |o|
evan: /o/
timocratic: :D
evan: hey... ho.... hey... ho....
← hasmanyjosh quit ()
timocratic: wow
timocratic: we danced josh right out of the channel

“I had a brain the size of a cauliflower and a high-speed...”
— Sleeping is giving in

“When that red phone rings, I just let it go straight to...”
— Bush

“I’m sure that the moment man discovered fire, there...”
— waxy.org

“I know IE is going to continue to lose a lot of market...”
— diveintomark, translating...

“We were gonna make it work with IE, but then we found out...”
— Bixby Heart: About

“In Ruby land “fuck you” was known as “Tuesday”.”
— Zed.

alert in entp@campfire

court3nay: oh btw
court3nay: i got a calendar alert
court3nay: "reminder: ship mattly some FAIL"
court3nay: no idea. i think I made it when we were out drinking
matt: haw
matt: yeah i think you did
matt: "one day you'll get a fedex envelope, and inside will be a piece of paper that says FAIL"
court3nay: oh nice.
court3nay: i should've been more explicit to myself there.
court3nay: coz that would've been awesome.

“You want to “friend me”? Send me a patch. Fork...”
— Ryan Tomayko’s glowing...

“Never complain. Only ever code.”
— Giles Bowkett

“The leadership of Pakistan just created a massive Denial of...”
— Pakistan removed from the...

“If Rails is a ghetto then attachment_fu must be skid row.”
— @redinger

“That’s what she said”—it’s a common saying around ENTP,...”
— from our hoth blog

Oh no, it’s clippy! Just needs googly eyes. ...

attracting talent

court3nay: does anyone have a good flash dev on hand, or can recommend one?
harrisj: court3nay: just put a bear trap down at SXSW
court3nay: with an iphone in it
court3nay: wait
court3nay: a n95

“Sorry about all the negativity, but they put CNN on in my...”
— Giles Bowkett

“Pol Pot Was Agile Too”
— Zed Shaw

hasmanyjosh: oh the irony of twitter being down after making such a nice suck-up post about joyent yesterday
imajes: blaine says their god/monit scripts are hurting them
hasmanyjosh: so god is the old-testament variety

GOOD-BYE TO Y: PIA GUERRA. One of my favorite comics, Y:...

Superboy-Prime altering reality by punching through the...

secret origin

“My webz, let me show u them.” (Under the...

“The moral of this story is that “flexibility” is rarely...”
— Ha, the joke is on you! I...

textmate 2.0

“The Wii version of the game will include a two-player duel...”
— Yes, finally! Star Wars:...

rick: Brilliant, Mary Jane! I intend to pay you for your idea, in Rape Dollars.
mattly: @( ($) ($) )@

“It sounds like Dreamhost is overselling this problem (much...”
— Shared Hosting is a Ghetto

“As far as I know, there’s no javascript in our html....”
— the jSkinny on jQuery

Listen

next action hero

David: Rick Olson: Thoughts on Active Model for 2.1?
David: perhaps make a core thread asking for help?
Rick: yea i've been super busy w/ the movie and stuff
Rick: *move
David: the movie?
David: ah, damn
Rick: movie, haha. boy that'd be boring

“RKelly is a ruby implementation of Kelly. Kelly is a...”
— javascript parser in ruby

gingerbread houses don't scale

rick: i just finished making a gingerbread house with nathan
rick: i suck at it
c3: haha
c3: that's coz you didn't use a framework
c3: zing!
rick: but i did, it came w/ all the pieces
rick: no tests, i didnt feel like 'testing the framework'
rick: but i did have to fix a bug in it (the front door was broken in two)
c3: you make your own frosting though?
c3: you tasted it?
rick: yea a bit, but too much sweet stuff gives me a stomach ache
c3: tasting == testing ?

“I hereby declare 0.9.5 the Vista version of RubyGems.”
— Ruby on Rails: Trouble...

rest api design

(from reddit) I don’t know why so many people seem to have a hard time with RESTy design. I...

“This GPS is so fat, when it sits around the iPhone, it sits...”
— And now we know why the iPhone...

i love the ‘invisible’ lolcat pics

the joker, as a rockband character

stfu

mattly: * "toasty" is a trademark by Quizznos, Inc
mattly: much like NSFW might actually be a trademark of Fark before too much longer
unfo-: Now Share with Friends and coWorkers ;)
mattly: next someone will trademark STFU
kevinclark: mattly: you'll get sent a cease and stfu

evil petting zoo

The immense, awe-inspiring, Überschwerer Kampfschreitpanzer...

Enumerable#separate_first

module Enumerable def separate_first fetched = [] return fetched if empty? ||...

icanhascheezburger

nin

Evil Twin Plugins

LOLinator on Riding Rails

“but the main thing here is what Rails users have in common...”
— Giles Bowkett

nad shot