2008

Jul

http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=767

Gordon: Batman, I’ve heard disturbing reports that you ripped the Joker’s nipples off.
Batman: Choke on my fuck, Commissioner Gordon.
Gordon: …okay
Jul 20th

internet dork t-shirts

rick: i'm afraid to wear my github shirt in public
justin: haha, forking scared.
rick: i was actually going to wear it to the apple line but i forgot. someone had a twitter shirt though
rick: should've made a twitter shirt < ( standing in line for the iphone )
Jul 15th
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need…...
Jul 11th
“You take LSD or mushrooms, the end result is Rubber Soul,...”
— Pixar, Wall-E, and Rubber...
Jul 11th

todo stack overflow in #entp

will: rick, hows my iphone ui coming? lol
rick: hey great if you can do my client work
justin: will, how's the faqs coming?
rick: YEA WILL
justin: zing!
rick: justin: how's the javascript rewrite coming
will: ouuuuch
Jul 10th
“I told the media you can’t make up lies about me...”
— Kanye West, in need of some...
Jul 10th

one act soliloquy in #github, the one...

technoweenie: hey when you do git branch -a, it seems to cache those somewhere. any idea where?
technoweenie: i had a remote named one thing, i renamed the remote in .git/config but the branches still show up under the old remote's name
technoweenie: bing! wrong
technoweenie: rm -rf .git/refs/remotes/old-remote-name
technoweenie: actually dont do that
technoweenie: i think i fucked up
technoweenie: ok kiddies always use git remote prune, dont edit .git/config manually :)
technoweenie: no, prune is for stale branches. i'm an idiot
technoweenie: git remote rm and you'll be right as rain
technoweenie: aaaaand scene
takeo: that was an impressive soliloquy
technoweenie: heh http://technoweenie.tumblr.com/post/41556584/one-act-soliloquy-in-github-the-one-where
defunkt: nice
*defunkt golfclaps
technoweenie: self referencing chat tumble
Jul 9th
experiments in deliciousness
Jul 8th
“Watching Clive Owen traverse the battle field is probably...”
— 10 Modern Movie Action Scenes...
Jul 5th
“DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull...”
— Want it from behind while you...
Jul 3rd
“The last major project I did was over 7 years ago, so my...”
— lol wut
Jul 2nd

Jun

booya
Jun 30th

Warren Ellis to a fan at his WWC panel

Question: “It would be an honor if you told me to fuck off.”
Answer: “Fuck off!”
http: //www.newsarama.com/comics/080627-WWCEllis.html
Jun 30th
Saul Williams and Kevin Spacey in K-PAX
Jun 30th

#supposed-to-be-working-dammit

court3nay: tv wants to do aa/123412341234123412341234
court3nay: 2/n
rick: .sub(/^(..)/) { |s| s + '/' }
rick: it looks like a guy peeking out of a manhole cover
court3nay: hahahaha
rick: (\(..)/)
court3nay: or a happy pig
court3nay: ^(..)^
rick: bat
court3nay: omg
rick: ^^(..)^^
court3nay: ~^(..)
Jun 27th
“Rails people have to be the epitome of cool nerds, with...”
— she.geek.nz
Jun 26th
“Jazz hands! You gotta put the jazz hands out when you say...”
— zed
Jun 21st
“The Mars rover said “w00t”
— Jason Kottke’s reaction...
Jun 20th

May

“This setting has been on and off more than Ross and Rachel”
— rails code comment, by bdude
May 31st
May 23rd
NIN
May 22nd
bacon martini
May 16th
The numbers are bad, dude
May 16th
Liberty City vs NYC
May 13th
“I become such a cock when waiting in line for brunch.”
— yelp review
May 10th
“It’s why we have services like FedEx or DHL rather than...”
— Trevor, cracking an egg of...
May 8th

time tracking

XTT] court3nay is now 'working towards scalability' on --------
XTT] court3nay is now 'I meant stability' on --------
May 7th
the bible in lolspeak.
May 6th
obscene ‘sign-here’ stickies
May 1st

Apr

“In another sign of the times, Ulrich spent a good portion of...”
— wired.
Apr 29th
“I don’t know a thing about Ruby other than Twitter is...”
— Guy Kawasaki
Apr 28th
via flickr
Apr 28th
“Whoo! Party!” Girard said. “Someone get—turn on...”
— Badly Injured Man Not Done...
Apr 28th
“My blog has ads because it’s my little way of saying,...”
— Giles
Apr 24th
technoweenie committed to...
Apr 22nd
technoweenie forked open_id_authentication
Apr 22nd
technoweenie committed to aggrecast
Apr 21st
technoweenie committed to aggrecast
Apr 21st
technoweenie committed to aggrecast
Apr 21st
technoweenie committed to aggrecast
Apr 21st
technoweenie committed to aggrecast
Apr 21st
technoweenie committed to aggrecast
Apr 21st
technoweenie committed to rails
Apr 19th
technoweenie committed to rails
Apr 19th
technoweenie committed to rails
Apr 19th
technoweenie committed to rails
Apr 19th
technoweenie committed to rails
Apr 19th
technoweenie committed to rails
Apr 19th
technoweenie committed to rails
Apr 19th
technoweenie committed to rails
Apr 19th
technoweenie committed to rails
Apr 19th
technoweenie committed to rails
Apr 19th
technoweenie forked engines
Apr 18th
technoweenie started watching engines
Apr 18th
technoweenie forked rails
Apr 11th
technoweenie forked will_paginate
Apr 11th
“i thought _fu stands for fuck you”
— Tobi, in rails-core, referring...
Apr 10th
technoweenie forked altered_beast
Apr 6th
“Yeah but how much money could there be in building a Twitter...”
— Giles
Apr 5th
technoweenie committed to...
Apr 4th
technoweenie committed to attachment_fu
Apr 3rd
“never let your mongrels do bj’s themselves”
— ezmobius, snitched by defunkt,...
Apr 2nd

pdi

trevor: Hello Rails? It's Trevor. I was kinda thinking that maybe when raising "Attempted to update a stale object" you could provide a little more info... like the name of the class involved... just an idea. Kthxbye.
court3nay: trevor: hello trevor? pdi. sincerely, rails.
Apr 2nd
technoweenie started watching rails
Apr 2nd
technoweenie committed to scriptaculous
Apr 1st
technoweenie committed to scriptaculous
Apr 1st

Mar

technoweenie committed to mephisto
Mar 31st
technoweenie committed to mephisto
Mar 31st
technoweenie committed to mephisto
Mar 31st

naughty by nature

timocratic: \o\
timocratic: |o|
evan: /o/
timocratic: :D
evan: hey... ho.... hey... ho....
← hasmanyjosh quit ()
timocratic: wow
timocratic: we danced josh right out of the channel
Mar 25th
“I had a brain the size of a cauliflower and a high-speed...”
— Sleeping is giving in
Mar 25th
“When that red phone rings, I just let it go straight to...”
— Bush
Mar 21st
“I’m sure that the moment man discovered fire, there...”
— waxy.org
Mar 20th
“I know IE is going to continue to lose a lot of market...”
— diveintomark, translating...
Mar 18th
Mar 14th
“We were gonna make it work with IE, but then we found out...”
— Bixby Heart: About
Mar 14th
“In Ruby land “fuck you” was known as “Tuesday”.”
— Zed.
Mar 13th

alert in entp@campfire

court3nay: oh btw
court3nay: i got a calendar alert
court3nay: "reminder: ship mattly some FAIL"
court3nay: no idea. i think I made it when we were out drinking
matt: haw
matt: yeah i think you did
matt: "one day you'll get a fedex envelope, and inside will be a piece of paper that says FAIL"
court3nay: oh nice.
court3nay: i should've been more explicit to myself there.
court3nay: coz that would've been awesome.
Mar 11th
Warch Watch
“That’s what she said”
Mar 8th

Feb

Warch Watch
Feb 27th
“You want to “friend me”? Send me a patch. Fork...”
— Ryan Tomayko’s glowing...
Feb 27th
“Never complain. Only ever code.”
— Giles Bowkett
Feb 27th
“The leadership of Pakistan just created a massive Denial of...”
— Pakistan removed from the...
Feb 25th
“If Rails is a ghetto then attachment_fu must be skid row.”
— @redinger
Feb 15th
“That’s what she said”—it’s a common saying around ENTP,...”
— from our hoth blog
Feb 15th
Oh no, it’s clippy! Just needs googly eyes. ...
Feb 13th

attracting talent

court3nay: does anyone have a good flash dev on hand, or can recommend one?
harrisj: court3nay: just put a bear trap down at SXSW
court3nay: with an iphone in it
court3nay: wait
court3nay: a n95
Feb 11th
Feb 8th
“Sorry about all the negativity, but they put CNN on in my...”
— Giles Bowkett
Feb 6th
“Pol Pot Was Agile Too”
— Zed Shaw
Feb 6th
Feb 2nd

Jan

hasmanyjosh: oh the irony of twitter being down after making such a nice suck-up post about joyent yesterday
imajes: blaine says their god/monit scripts are hurting them
hasmanyjosh: so god is the old-testament variety
Jan 31st
Warch Watch
Laughing Shark
Jan 31st
GOOD-BYE TO Y: PIA GUERRA. One of my favorite comics, Y:...
Jan 30th
Superboy-Prime altering reality by punching through the...
Jan 29th
Warch Watch
Jan 27th
Warch Watch
Jan 23rd
secret origin
Jan 23rd
“My webz, let me show u them.” (Under the...
Jan 16th
“The moral of this story is that “flexibility” is rarely...”
— Ha, the joke is on you! I...
Jan 15th
textmate 2.0
Jan 13th
“The Wii version of the game will include a two-player duel...”
— Yes, finally! Star Wars:...
Jan 10th
rick: Brilliant, Mary Jane! I intend to pay you for your idea, in Rape Dollars.
mattly: @( ($) ($) )@
Jan 9th
“It sounds like Dreamhost is overselling this problem (much...”
— Shared Hosting is a Ghetto
Jan 9th
“As far as I know, there’s no javascript in our html....”
— the jSkinny on jQuery
Jan 7th
Listen Listen
Jan 4th

next action hero

David: Rick Olson: Thoughts on Active Model for 2.1?
David: perhaps make a core thread asking for help?
Rick: yea i've been super busy w/ the movie and stuff
Rick: *move
David: the movie?
David: ah, damn
Rick: movie, haha. boy that'd be boring
Jan 4th
Warch Watch
Declare Independence
Jan 1st

2007

Dec

“RKelly is a ruby implementation of Kelly. Kelly is a...”
— javascript parser in ruby
Dec 26th

gingerbread houses don't scale

rick: i just finished making a gingerbread house with nathan
rick: i suck at it
c3: haha
c3: that's coz you didn't use a framework
c3: zing!
rick: but i did, it came w/ all the pieces
rick: no tests, i didnt feel like 'testing the framework'
rick: but i did have to fix a bug in it (the front door was broken in two)
c3: you make your own frosting though?
c3: you tasted it?
rick: yea a bit, but too much sweet stuff gives me a stomach ache
c3: tasting == testing ?
Dec 23rd
“I hereby declare 0.9.5 the Vista version of RubyGems.”
— Ruby on Rails: Trouble...
Dec 19th

rest api design

(from reddit) I don’t know why so many people seem to have a hard time with RESTy design. I...
Dec 17th
“This GPS is so fat, when it sits around the iPhone, it sits...”
— And now we know why the iPhone...
Dec 16th
i love the ‘invisible’ lolcat pics
Dec 14th
the joker, as a rockband character
Dec 12th
Warch Watch
NEW YORK SUPERHERO CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Dec 11th

stfu

mattly: * "toasty" is a trademark by Quizznos, Inc
mattly: much like NSFW might actually be a trademark of Fark before too much longer
unfo-: Now Share with Friends and coWorkers ;)
mattly: next someone will trademark STFU
kevinclark: mattly: you'll get sent a cease and stfu
Dec 10th

Nov

evil petting zoo
Nov 30th
The immense, awe-inspiring, Überschwerer Kampfschreitpanzer...
Nov 27th
Warch Watch
Nov 27th

Enumerable#separate_first

module Enumerable def separate_first fetched = [] return fetched if empty? ||...
Nov 25th
Nov 25th
icanhascheezburger
Nov 25th
nin
Nov 25th
Evil Twin Plugins
Nov 24th
LOLinator on Riding Rails
Nov 22nd
“but the main thing here is what Rails users have in common...”
— Giles Bowkett
Nov 21st
nad shot
Nov 20th
Nov 20th