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Jun
29th
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It took me three days to figure out that there was another side to the tape.
Jun
22nd
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via @bascule
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We laughed triumphantly, adrenaline racing, feeling like the Jack Bauer trio. (Disregard the fact that we’d just left a Lego convention.)
Jun
15th
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Let’s make a rule: There will be no assholes.
May
25th
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Hours later, Rod Harrington rode past the Starbucks on a bicycle, paused to look at damage and asked: “Is this a movie, or a real thing?
May
9th
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Every other conference has people arguing about which test or spec framework is the best; RailsConf wants to introduce you to the amazing new concept of TDD.
Apr
21st
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You’ve invented the compass. Are you taking the credit?
Apr
14th
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Twitter is electric/computerized and available at all times, except when sexual misconduct and murder are “over capacity.” During these times, teen drug makers see a picture of a dead whale alerting them to bad energy.
Apr
12th
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Human beings are hardwired to see patterns. Seeing links and connections between various stimuli is a big part of how people navigate complex environments. Back in the earlier days of our evolution, it helped us to hunt and find food; today it helps us deal with people, keep track of large amounts of information and figure out just what the fuck is happening on Lost.
Apr
6th
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My quest in life now is to surround myself with smart, innovative people, instead of the gangster types who have exploited artists over the years.
Mar
26th
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The Conclusion Of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (Condensed Version)
The Conclusion Of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (Condensed Version)
Mar
25th
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I go to the bathroom, and I try to poop, and I come up with a good idea.
Mar
19th
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Today, he’d be stuck working at Google making adwords.
Mar
16th
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fonzi's law

  • dave winer: There ought to be something like Godwin's Law for this -- at some point some jerk will show up and say "This is just like high school."
  • fpayntor: We could call it Fonzi's Law.
  • source: http://tr.im/breakoutoftwitter comments
Feb
27th
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…that’s a great idea, but a lot of people are going to have to die first.